{"product_id":"seinfeld-festivus-kit","title":"Festivus Celebration Kit Seinfeld","description":"Celebrate Festivus– the Seinfeld holiday “for the rest of us”– with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:\u003cbr\u003e9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)\u003cbr\u003e5 Human Fund donation gift cards\u003cbr\u003e2 magnets\u003cbr\u003eIncludes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eButton 1 “The Story of Festivus”: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!…out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!\u003cbr\u003eButton 2 “The Festivus Pole”: There’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.\u003cbr\u003eButton 3 “The Airing of Grievances”: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!\u003cbr\u003eButton 4 “The Feats of Strength”: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let’s rumble!","brand":"Hachette","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31755689590845,"sku":"19816","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/products\/SeinfeldFestivusKit.jpg?v=1588607087","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.pro\/products\/seinfeld-festivus-kit","provider":"www.shoptherocket.pro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}