{"product_id":"card-mercury-retrograde-not-again","title":"Card Mercury Retrograde Not Again","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBlame the Planet. Send the Card.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEverything's going sideways and you know exactly why. This dramatic, vintage sci-fi-inspired card is the perfect way to commiserate with someone who's also been personally victimized by Mercury in retrograde — or just needs a laugh during a chaotic week.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFront: \u003cem\u003e\"Mercury in Retrograde... not again!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 greeting card size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend it as a \"thinking of you,\" a \"sorry your week is a disaster,\" or just because Mercury is, in fact, in retrograde again. It always is.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Delightful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43386785660989,"sku":"50703","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/CardMercuryRetrogradeNotAgainp1.jpg?v=1784669414","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.pro\/products\/card-mercury-retrograde-not-again","provider":"www.shoptherocket.pro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}