{"product_id":"card-hey-bitch-birthday","title":"Card Hey Bitch Birthday","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor the Friend Who's Earned the Right to Not Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the birthday card for your ride-or-die — the one who's been through it all and come out the other side absolutely unbothered. Bold retro artwork, an even bolder greeting, and a message that says exactly what a real friendship sounds like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront: \u003cem\u003e\"Hey B*tch! Happy Birthday — you're finally old enough to not give a f*ck!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 greeting card size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some friendships deserve more than a generic \"Happy Birthday.\" Send this one.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Delightful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43384961171517,"sku":"50702","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/CardHeyBitchBirthdayp1.jpg?v=1784669079","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.pro\/products\/card-hey-bitch-birthday","provider":"www.shoptherocket.pro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}